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Writer's Block: That's So Cliché

Which, ahem, "internets" clichés do you wish would go away already?
Chuck Norris delivered a roundhouse kick to pedobear, laughing manically at the struggling bear. Lolcat exclaimed: 'I can has cheezeburger?'. David Hasselhoff has to disappoint the Lolcat, as he already ate all the cheeseburgers, the Chipmunk found this very dramatic, and asked the star wars kid to battle Hasselhoff. When the star wars kid got out his golf ball retriever, Hasselhoff scuttled away. 
"HA HA", The Star wars kid shouted. "All your base are belong to us, i am the winnar of the intarwebz!"
Then Longcat descended from the sky, carrying the godlike 8 year old master of guitar hero. Together they rocked until the ground shook and the 'O RLY' owl flew away in fright.
Badger Badger Badger was, by this point, quite upset. His coke and Mentos experiment had been ruined, so he smashed longcat in the face and proclaimed:

"The Internet is Serious Business!"

 

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thepoolhasaids
Mar. 10th, 2008 01:49 pm (UTC)
I wish newfags would get off Livejournal.
wrinmokka
Mar. 10th, 2008 02:26 pm (UTC)
;D
4chan will destroy you with its euroaids!
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