"HA HA", The Star wars kid shouted. "All your base are belong to us, i am the winnar of the intarwebz!"
Then Longcat descended from the sky, carrying the godlike 8 year old master of guitar hero. Together they rocked until the ground shook and the 'O RLY' owl flew away in fright.
Badger Badger Badger was, by this point, quite upset. His coke and Mentos experiment had been ruined, so he smashed longcat in the face and proclaimed:
"The Internet is Serious Business!"